The Legend, Dennis Lee Porter, age 95, passed away peacefully in his sleep on November 15, 2020. In addition to his many, many friends and acquaintances, Dennis leaves behind three mediocre yet obedient children, one devoted son-in-law, one equally devoted cancer free common law daughter-in-law, five hardworking nieces and nephews with impeccable hygiene, three incredibly bright grandchildren and one beautiful great grandson that Dennis was pretty sure will one day be either the next president of the United States or at the very least a high ranking cabinet member. No Covid super spreader event is planned at this time. However, In lieu of cards and flowers, the family requests that a donation be given in his name to the Salvation Army. Also, FYI, Dennis had an article written about him in the pages of this very paper on September 6, 2020. If you haven't read it already, please take a look. It's really good and made us all laugh. Plus, it saves us the trouble of having to write it all down again in this obituary.
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